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Q: For God's sake!, why another sprite comic? A: Short answer--because I wanted to. Long answer--because I saw the numerous sprite comics out there in existence and was displeased with the quality of some of them. Well... most of them. A lot of them really sucked and the jokes were horrible. The backgrounds looked like they were made in Paint and normal fonts like "Times New Roman" were used in the word balloons. I mean what the hell? No one uses Comic Sans for a friggin' web comic anymore? Seriously! Anyway, I wanted to bring some decent quality to the field like 8-Bit Theater has for so long. Q: Why start out with something as unoriginal as a Star Wars parody? A: Why not? The sprite format itself isn't exactly original. Besides, I like Star Wars. Q: How often are the updates? A: Sundays and Wednesdays. Q: Who are you? A: I'm me. Who're you? Q: Why aren't you using the Nearest Neighbor PhotoShop function? A: Because I don't like it. It makes the enlarged 16-bit sprites look like crap. Q: I don't think your jokes are funny because I'm stupid or retarded or something. A: That isn't a question and I don't care how unfunny you find my jokes. I'll just call you the 5th Dentist. Q: Who are the characters? A: Every character that I could drudge up from RPGs I'm familiar with (i.e. played). These games are Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy Mystic Quest, Chrono Trigger, Breath of Fire, and EarthBound. Q: You know Mystic Quest sucked, right? A: I call that the opinion of the retard who couldn't get past the first boss. That game was challenging, especially the monsters. Only the ending seemed rather weak. Q: So with all those characters from different games, won't that get everything crossed and confusing? A: Not at all. I have a story worked out to explain everything. Basically it's just a big "what if" . . . like fanfiction. Q: I don't like how you're portraying a certain character! A: Look, if this is about Locke being a sociopathic necrophiliac, forget it. The game made that pretty clear intentionally or not. The guy's just screwed up! Q: I am Muhammed al-Zahhir and I am writing you from Nigeria. I am unable to access the $65,000,000,000 left to me by my deceased father because-- A: SHUT THE FUCK UP!! |
